Monday, November 07, 2005

nike running shoes

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When we had got back to my new york city apartment she gaily discarded her nike running shoes on the living room floor.
"You should take better care of those!" I gasped, as she bent over to pick up the freshwater pearls which had spilled from my neck. She knew exactly what she was doing, after all I had purposly jogged behind her all the way around Central Park, who wouldn`t have!
"I bought them with my student credit card", she giggled, mocking me. She knew exactly what effect, stretching over in those tiny tight blue shorts, was having on me.
It would not be too long before we were all over each other in front of my gas fireplace.

Sunday, November 06, 2005

A Bikini Thong at the water`s edge

water`s Edge

Take off that bikini thong when kissing a blue woman at the edge of the swimming pool. Its best to have her on top. When she`s finished with you its easier to push her in.
But remember to keep your WiFi laptop back from the pools edge, better to let her lap on top of you, than have your favourite Macintosh drown!

At the window

Art

When kissing at a window, it is a good idea to keep it closed if you have a steaming ram outside.
But with good double glazing installed you have the added advantage of making as much noise as you like without having the neighbours complaining all the time!